Fourth Splinter ♡ Text|Video|Action for Travel Group ♡

[heartsplintered]

What's the general average of Pokémon caught versus time spent here, guys? I feel like I'm way fuckin' behind since I haven't got many. I guess maybe I'm just picky.
Oh.

[He switches to Video, hoisting his Riolu into the field of vision. He-- smiles, moreso than he grins, which is probably an odd sight to most.] This is Roxy. And, uh-- Sawtooth, stop chopping up tree branches y'fuckin' nerd, get over here. [The gear moves around in a dizzying motion as Dirk sets Roxy down and carries the gear to a nearby tree, in which his Skarmory is perched and, as mentioned, chopping away at tree branches with his wings. Dirk sighs.] Smile for the camera, dummy.

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Video;

[heartsplintered]

[A slight roll of his eyes behind his shades.]

How will I ever compete? Also that is totally cheating you've been here for like three goddamn years.

Eh? [He peers at the Riolu, who ducks back behind the tree with a startled sound. He tilts his head.] I dunno, I'm no expert on Pokémon behavior.

Video;

[tentacletrainer]

Yes, but I am your intellectual equal amidst your relatives, so whether or not it is fair I am still the bar you should strive to reach. We are practically rivals. But if it makes you feel any better I'm just a handful of Pokemon away from the cap, so you'll have plenty of time to catch up.

And trust me. You'd know if she did.

Video;

[heartsplintered]

Thank you for your gracious timestamp on my rat race to achieve way too many fucking creatures.

[An eyebrow quirks above his glasses.] Uh. I'm gonna go with "no" then. Tentatively. You're freaking me out.