Fourth Splinter ♡ Text|Video|Action for Travel Group ♡

[heartsplintered]

What's the general average of Pokémon caught versus time spent here, guys? I feel like I'm way fuckin' behind since I haven't got many. I guess maybe I'm just picky.
Oh.

[He switches to Video, hoisting his Riolu into the field of vision. He-- smiles, moreso than he grins, which is probably an odd sight to most.] This is Roxy. And, uh-- Sawtooth, stop chopping up tree branches y'fuckin' nerd, get over here. [The gear moves around in a dizzying motion as Dirk sets Roxy down and carries the gear to a nearby tree, in which his Skarmory is perched and, as mentioned, chopping away at tree branches with his wings. Dirk sighs.] Smile for the camera, dummy.

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[heartsplintered]

No no, see. My logic here is she's blue, and almost the exact shade of blue that comes with Void 'jammies, and Riolu and Lucario are aura-based. Rox has totally always been our feelings-glue. She keeps us all together.

Though just sayin', if I get an Espeon I'm naming it after your girlfriend.

Definitely not. I just wondered if there was a common goal to achieve based on time spent here, or something.

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[ghostytrainer]

Ohhh, clever. Riolu and Roxy are both pretty cute too! There's that as well. And Espeon is a good Pokémon for Rose, you won't hear me judging you for naming one after her.

And naahhh. Everyone pretty much just does their own thing. You typically tend to accumulate more the longer you've been here, especially if you have a lot of friends who have left but it's not like...a given thing, you know?

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[heartsplintered]

They're both goddamn adorable, really. [He grabs the Riolu around the middle and actually cuddles her. Dirk your dere is showing.] I'm gonna have an Eevee farm, I didn't realize how many evolutions there were of it now. I'm like shit, I've got to have every single one of them. It's kind of a problem.

Yeah. I figured, I just wasn't sure if I was gonna look like a loser for only having a couple or something. I've got like a 'mon for every month I've been here, and that's about it. Couple more now, maybe.

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[ghostytrainer]

Pretty sure I've said it before and will say it several more times after this but yup. You're definitely related to Rose, all right.

[Like ectodaughter like ectodad. Eevees, man.]

You won't look like a loser for someting like that though, don't worry. I'd be more worried about your dumb, pointy anime shades, personally.

[John did you really just stick your tongue out.]

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[heartsplintered]

She's my precious purple-eyed daughter and I produced her with my penis. It was a good day.

[He will never stop enjoying that joke.]

Hey-- hey. Don't start knockin' the shades, bro, I don't want to have to get serious with you.

[John please.]