Fourth Splinter ♡ Text|Video|Action for Travel Group ♡

[heartsplintered]

What's the general average of Pokémon caught versus time spent here, guys? I feel like I'm way fuckin' behind since I haven't got many. I guess maybe I'm just picky.
Oh.

[He switches to Video, hoisting his Riolu into the field of vision. He-- smiles, moreso than he grins, which is probably an odd sight to most.] This is Roxy. And, uh-- Sawtooth, stop chopping up tree branches y'fuckin' nerd, get over here. [The gear moves around in a dizzying motion as Dirk sets Roxy down and carries the gear to a nearby tree, in which his Skarmory is perched and, as mentioned, chopping away at tree branches with his wings. Dirk sighs.] Smile for the camera, dummy.

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text, actually. 1.2

[kringlefuck]

Well havent you been busy as a bee with new additions!

2.2

[kringlefuck]

Um. That sounded better in my head than when i typed it.
Actually i dont think ive gotten a good gander at them.

Theyre positively adorable!

_{[ also jake where are you at you're in his travel group. ]}

jesus christ jake

[heartsplintered]

Way to make it sound like I'm popping out Pokémon eggs like some kind of fucked up inter-species mpreg fanfiction, Jake.
Here. Roxy's a little shy still, but Sawtooth's a camera whore.

[He flicks the video function on and clicks his tongue, trying to get the Riolu's attention. The gear shakes a little as he flops to sit at the base of the tree his Skarmory is still hacking away at, so there are leaves and bits of bark raining down around him. Eventually the Riolu circles around behind the tree and peers out from behind it, and Dirk just grins between where he knows she's hiding and his gear.]

right

[kringlefuck]

_{[ wow it was weird seeing Dirk grin like that.
So of course Jake is going to say that. ]}

I dont mean to sound rude or anything.
But golly-bab i dont think ive seen you grin like that in awhile.

ffff dumb boys

[heartsplintered]

[He's. So much happier of a person here than he has ever been in his life ever for any reason.]

[But, caught in his out of character behavior, his pale skin burns an embarrassed pink and he hunches his shoulders, grumbling a little. He opts to reply via text instead of speaking to the video.]

Could go back to being a stoic unexpressive asshole if you'd prefer.

[kringlefuck]

Oh dont take it as an invitation to be a sour-pussy again.

But it makes me relieved to see you in higher spirits than the norm.
Just a little unusual.
Thats all im trying to say.

[heartsplintered]

[He huffs. Hates himself for the way Jake saying sweet shit like that makes it a little hard to breathe. Closes his eyes, nodding.]

Carefree Pokémon Trainer life has done me wonders, I guess.

[kringlefuck]

Well im pleased you found something better to do in your past time.
I wouldnt consider myself a trainer of sorts.

Not precisely sure what the heckfire im actually doing here.
I feel pretty frazzled about this entire idea if i were to be brutally honest.

[heartsplintered]

Honestly I think a lot of it is the fire pony. I have my own fucking pony now, Jake. Do you know what this means to me.

I think frazzled is a pretty constant state of being for you.
But I'm pretty chill with this setup, what're you having trouble with?

[kringlefuck]

Im actually terrified to know what that means to you if i were to be utterly honest with myself currently.

Um.
I suppose the responsibility of it all.


_{[ he's always been pretty irresponsible, you know this. ]}

[heartsplintered]

Hah.
I like horses, though. You know that. Owning one-- weird fictional fire horse or otherwise --is pretty awesome.

...Guess I never looked at it that way. It's a bit much to shoulder.
You might be able to be a breeder, instead? Talk to Jane. All you'd have to worry about then was making sure you paired Pokémon up and like each other enough to do the nasty and make little Pokémon sproglings.