First Splinter ♡ Text/Video
Nov. 19th, 2013 09:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
heartsplinteredSo we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
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Date: 2013-12-02 07:21 am (UTC)So he'd probably just tell you it's not his jurisdiction anymore or something like that if you tell him to get on his shit. Talk about a lame Time God, hahaha.
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Date: 2013-12-02 07:34 am (UTC)video;
Date: 2013-12-02 08:47 am (UTC)But yeah, Kirigiri is right. In a way, we sort of got an upgrade to God Tier immortality since we lost the just-slash-heroic death clause. But it was still a downgrade overall because we lost everything else. [He shrugs.]
Happens to everybody with powers though, not just us. Well...almost everyone, I should say. There have been some people with psychic abilities who have retained them in the capacity to understand Pokémon. And people who aren't humans? Say, aliens for example? They become humans here for reasons nobody has quite been able to figure out yet.
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Date: 2013-12-08 09:41 pm (UTC)Whoa, so like.. the grey kids aren't grey?
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Date: 2013-12-09 08:54 pm (UTC)[He'd ask to see them, but somehow it seems weird to just say "yo Dirk, tilt the camera down some so I can see them pantaloons."]
But nope! They are pink and squishy like the rest of us now. Granted, there are only two of them left now...
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Date: 2013-12-26 03:14 am (UTC)[He'd totally show them off if he hadn't changed pretty much fucking instantaneously because like hell was he gonna go around prancing through the Pokémon world in puffy asshole pants and a tiara.]
Of course that leads me to believe they weren't previously squishy. Just, ah... Aradia, yeah? And somebody else.
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Date: 2013-12-26 07:28 am (UTC)[He's about 5% sure you just made that color up entirely, Dirk. What the actual FUCK is cerise?
Shut up, it's fucking magenta.]Kanaya. Aradia and Kanaya. And yeah. Having had one hug me before, I can confirm that they are slightly less squishy than humans. They're not made out of rocks or anything but...