First Splinter ♡ Text/Video
Nov. 19th, 2013 09:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
heartsplinteredSo we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
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Date: 2013-11-30 08:39 pm (UTC)And I didn't even go to school, so maybe that's just a testament to how fuckin' bored I was as a kid.
Yeah no kidding. I've just got myself elbow-deep in the bullshit so I have the unfortunate side effect of understanding the finer nuances of its stench.
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Date: 2013-11-30 10:43 pm (UTC)or the troll equivalents
but perhaps i can read the pokemon equivalents!!!
yeah john tried to explain ectobiology to people with charts and stuff
it didnt really work haha
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Date: 2013-12-02 05:55 am (UTC)And I'll keep an eye out for a copy for you, no sweat.
Not necessarily the most entertaining of literary works, but I like reading the classics.
Charts aren't really the best way to go about it. You've just gotta lay that shit down straight.
Hey, yo, I'm a freaky alien slime ghost clone baby from the future.
I already went through this with a cop that's obsessed with calling me my doppelganger's kid, so.
text; THAT NEVER HAPPENED
Date: 2013-12-06 08:16 am (UTC)thanks
id love to read it :)
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i cant say i know who that would be
to be honest i avoid going into too much detail sometimes
just because some people also do not believe in aliens :o
especially if you are currently human
text; ROFL I WAS LIKE SHIT WHAT DID I DO
Date: 2013-12-08 09:17 pm (UTC)He's just a cop that called me Doppelbro's kid.
Or at least I think he's a cop. He dresses like a cop.
text; I'M REALLY SORRY, THEY'RE BY EACHOTHER IN MY JUGGLER...
Date: 2013-12-08 10:05 pm (UTC)but at home
i dont think we can work as cops here?
text; IT OK
Date: 2013-12-09 12:13 am (UTC)Like roleplay or something.
Maybe he's into that.
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Date: 2013-12-12 09:58 am (UTC)text;
Date: 2013-12-26 03:19 am (UTC)I am henceforth, from this moment onward, deciding that the weird cop guy is into roleplay and isn't actually a cop, he just dresses that way for nefarious sexy purposes.
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Date: 2014-01-03 05:22 pm (UTC)so i approve