First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[heartsplintered]

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

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[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

[Blake groans and rubs between his eyes.]

I am not dealing with fuckin' time travel.

You're a clone of him from the future.

[Blake's trying, he really is.]

[video]

[heartsplintered]

[Dirk sighs.]

Not exactly, but a fair enough approximation. Clone, yes. Of him, no. From the future, yes.

[video]

[lieutenantantichrist]

Then how do you look...exactly like...

[Blake sighs from deep down in his soul.]

I really don't wanna know, do I.

It's creepy enough to see a kid with his face.

[video]

[heartsplintered]

Same person. Different universe. I'm basically this guy if he were born in 2409 instead of whatever year he was born.

[Quirks an eyebrow.] I can shut off the video feed if it's that much of a problem, dude.