First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[heartsplintered]

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

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[freshprints]

I've been told that achieving god tier requires death.

With that in mind, I would imagine you're probably right.

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[heartsplintered]

Yep.
Got blown up by a crazy alien tyrant with an affinity for the color pink.

I mean there's definitely pros to it. I can't die now unless by a noble cause.
So I guess in a way the witch did me a favor.
But yeah. Still had to die to become immortal.
Riddle me that.

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[freshprints]

That's not likely to be the case here.

There seems to be some variety of functional immortality for everyone concerned, but it's not a facet of anyone's abilities. People tend to be stripped of those when they arrive here.

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[heartsplintered]

Rude.
Stripped of my cool soul-destroying powers for a new version of something I already had.
Talk about lame.
But hey, at least I get to live my childhood dream of being a Pokémon trainer.

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[freshprints]

Cool soul-destroying powers that you yourself concede you'd never used. With that in mind, it's hard to justify a claim that you're really missing them.

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[heartsplintered]

Never had the chance. Got blown up and went God Tier, then woke up here.