First Splinter ♡ Text/Video
Nov. 19th, 2013 09:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
heartsplinteredSo we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
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Date: 2013-11-23 09:59 pm (UTC)doppelbro.
and touche there.
you realize you can just stick it back in the ball right?
it aint gotta stay out the whole time.
especially if its committing the most blasphemous sin by destroying your golden tresses.
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Date: 2013-11-23 10:04 pm (UTC)Nah. I'm Ash Ketchuming this shit up, here. I could put him in the ball, but he seems pretty damn content up there. Plus he's got this rad little scarf now. Gotta show off the scarf.
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Date: 2013-11-23 10:09 pm (UTC)but i reserve the right to call you beef dirky.
its ironic because you aint all that beefy.
and that is a pretty rad scarf.
but first you have to get your ass kicked by spearow.
you better get on that if you wanna be the ash.
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Date: 2013-11-23 10:15 pm (UTC)I am pretty much the exact opposite of beefy.
Shit I forgot. I need a bike to steal from a ginger with an 80s ponytail, too.
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Date: 2013-11-23 10:18 pm (UTC)for the sake of this beautiful journey youre about to embark on i humbly volunteer to wear the ponytail and go ginger.
its a difficult sacrifice but somebody has to do it.
but nah im a bit tied up unfortunately.
im sure your welcome wagon is pretty big already though.
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Date: 2013-11-24 12:42 am (UTC)The struggle is real.
Big enough, for sure. Given it consists of someone that for all intents and purposes should be your age and dead.
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Date: 2013-11-25 09:29 pm (UTC)im assuming you mean dave right?
yeah have fun with that little family reunion.
im sure itll be suitably dramatic and heartfelt.
and ill probably see you for christmas so our own little meeting wont be far from now.
absence makes he heart grow fonder or whatever.
im buying you a hat and youre obligated to wear it out of christmas spirit.
its non negotiable.
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Date: 2013-11-29 06:34 am (UTC)I imagine I'll get around to meeting the whole cast and crew of our planet-destroying little sitcom at some point or another, but sorry to break it to you but I'm not obligated to do shit.
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Date: 2013-12-01 08:59 am (UTC)im disappointed.
but yeah im sure you will.
there are just so many of us.
its hard not to fuckin trip over them.
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Date: 2013-12-02 06:12 am (UTC)It's like a traveling circus, Jesus.
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Date: 2013-12-05 02:11 am (UTC)aint that exciting?
doot doot family pictures ahoy.
you can wear my reindeer humping sweater.
ma lalonde got it for me last year.
and yes.
yes it is.
now we just need a little clown car and itll be perfect.