First Splinter ♡ Text/Video
Nov. 19th, 2013 09:04 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
heartsplinteredSo we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 06:46 am (UTC)time to start jotting down a will before we explode once we hit eightteen
it seems crazy for a lot of reasons
and you set me up with that one you witch
now can we be serious for a second
were in november right
like i think thats the time but i dont have exact time
i just dont pay attention to that stuff as much here
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 06:54 am (UTC)You set yourself up for that allllllll on your own.
And I am being very serious.
Like I am seriously freaking out about being seventeen.
And I will seriously have questions for you.
And yes, we are in November.
Maybe I should get you a calender for Christmas.
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 07:08 am (UTC)you sat there and tittered to yourself about how id stumble over that trap in the floor and fall to my grizzly death
the winner of the bigger liar in poke world goes to one rose lalonde
youre really freaking out about one year older
really
okay with how our lives have been i can see it but im not that bothered by the big one seven
also fuck you i just havent been focusing all that much since we did that dream coma face off with creepy shadows
can we skip october from now on
last time you were possessed
this time something else tried to kill us
im all in favor of vetoing the month right off the calendar
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 07:26 am (UTC)I am such a liar.
And okay I guess I'm not 'freaking out'.
It just feels really big.
It feels like an achievement.
But every year before this since I came to Johto has felt that way I guess.
Unfortunately I don't believe the months work that way but you're certainly allowed to take it up with the God of Time when you meet him.
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 07:28 am (UTC)let me remind you i am the god of time
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Date: 2013-11-20 07:29 am (UTC)[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 07:33 am (UTC)dave of guy is who i am
ironic blogger and shitty comics maker
oh
yeah
when we get back i need your help getting the dark dragon species
you know the one that is blinder than a damn bat
uh deinos??
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 07:39 am (UTC)I would like to follow you if you do.
Not a problem.
Do you have one you'd like to use handy or do you need my help because you'd like to use mine?
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 08:22 pm (UTC)im procrastinating on setting one up
id like to use yours and breed it with one of my dragons
well work it out
i need more eevee eggs so i can get all forms of eevee too
them ill have them all
why am i doing this
eevee man
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-20 08:25 pm (UTC)Neither of these are a problem.
And there is no reason not to own all of them.
Really there isn't.
Eevee and their evolutions are not only very powerful, but usually very good tempered.
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-22 10:51 am (UTC)says the eevee guru
next thing you know youll be preaching did you pet your eevee today
anyway im out the door and into the deep blue in a sec
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-24 09:32 pm (UTC)Glad we had this talk.
Hey, petting any Pokemon is important.
Especially daily.
Don't get me started, Dave.
I will write a book just for you, dedicated to you, about the proper love and care to give your Pokemon.
Alright, have fun.
Be careful. <3
[TEXT]
Date: 2013-11-25 07:49 am (UTC)i got their backs covered ok
see you later
ill call when i get to teenbro