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First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

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that term currently covers me and kanaya and our humans
ie john dave rose bro
and you
you are also one of our humans

those of us from the same place
more or less

Not so sure I'm keen on being a possession, but depending on the terms of this arrangement I guess I'll probably get used to it.
John, Dave and Rose I'm familiar with. Who is Bro?

More or less. Nice save.

haha i just mean youre the humans from our place
again more or less :)
although i admit i am genuinely quite fond of you all
bro is your prescratch self :o

well
i come from the universe that made the universe that scratched to become your universe
saying that just sounds more confusing dont you think
its easier to just sum it up

Again more or less.
Lots of more or less in our lives these days.
Well tickle me pink, first time meeting you and you're already fond of me. I'll have to work on that getting to know you thing or this might get awkward.
Oh the doppelganger with the soulpatch and the desperate adoration of hats. Right.

It should sound more confusing but to me it makes more sense.
I think that's just a personal problem though.

yes thats the one!!
and i am always happy to get to know you
i guess if you want cliffnotes on me i can give them to you :o

to be honest youll find our world confuses lots of people
even those of us from it haha

Nah, Cliffnotes are the cheater's way out. I dunno about you but I read the entirety of the Iliad and the Odyssey, not just the Cliffnotes.
And I didn't even go to school, so maybe that's just a testament to how fuckin' bored I was as a kid.

Yeah no kidding. I've just got myself elbow-deep in the bullshit so I have the unfortunate side effect of understanding the finer nuances of its stench.

i actually do not think i have read those
or the troll equivalents
but perhaps i can read the pokemon equivalents!!!

yeah john tried to explain ectobiology to people with charts and stuff
it didnt really work haha

I imagine the content of the Troll Odyssey probably greatly different from its human-written counterpart.
And I'll keep an eye out for a copy for you, no sweat.
Not necessarily the most entertaining of literary works, but I like reading the classics.

Charts aren't really the best way to go about it. You've just gotta lay that shit down straight.
Hey, yo, I'm a freaky alien slime ghost clone baby from the future.
I already went through this with a cop that's obsessed with calling me my doppelganger's kid, so.

thats great dirk!!
thanks
id love to read it :)

um
i cant say i know who that would be
to be honest i avoid going into too much detail sometimes
just because some people also do not believe in aliens :o
especially if you are currently human

I don't know him either, so we're square.
He's just a cop that called me Doppelbro's kid.
Or at least I think he's a cop. He dresses like a cop.

well then hes probably a cop
but at home
i dont think we can work as cops here?

Maybe he just dresses like a cop.
Like roleplay or something.
Maybe he's into that.

honestly im still not really sure who were talking about so that could completely be a thing for all i know!

Totally.
I am henceforth, from this moment onward, deciding that the weird cop guy is into roleplay and isn't actually a cop, he just dresses that way for nefarious sexy purposes.

i think that is actually the funnier way to look at things anyway
so i approve

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First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

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