Dirk Strider. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
heartsplintered) wrote2013-11-19 09:04 pm
heartsplintered) wrote2013-11-19 09:04 pm
First Splinter ♡ Text/Video
So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
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[He'd totally show them off if he hadn't changed pretty much fucking instantaneously because like hell was he gonna go around prancing through the Pokémon world in puffy asshole pants and a tiara.]
Of course that leads me to believe they weren't previously squishy. Just, ah... Aradia, yeah? And somebody else.
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[He's about 5% sure you just made that color up entirely, Dirk. What the actual FUCK is cerise?
Shut up, it's fucking magenta.]Kanaya. Aradia and Kanaya. And yeah. Having had one hug me before, I can confirm that they are slightly less squishy than humans. They're not made out of rocks or anything but...