First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[heartsplintered]

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

Comments

Text

[heartsplintered]

Your assumption would be correct.
I imagine I'll get around to meeting the whole cast and crew of our planet-destroying little sitcom at some point or another, but sorry to break it to you but I'm not obligated to do shit.

Text

[plushaeusrumpified]

wow you have no holiday spirit.
im disappointed.
but yeah im sure you will.
there are just so many of us.
its hard not to fuckin trip over them.

Text

[heartsplintered]

Christmas has a habit of being one of those "Family" holidays. Guess you need family to really appreciate it.
It's like a traveling circus, Jesus.

Text

[plushaeusrumpified]

welp now you got one.
aint that exciting?
doot doot family pictures ahoy.
you can wear my reindeer humping sweater.
ma lalonde got it for me last year.
and yes.
yes it is.
now we just need a little clown car and itll be perfect.