Dirk Strider. (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
heartsplintered) wrote2013-11-19 09:04 pm
heartsplintered) wrote2013-11-19 09:04 pm
First Splinter ♡ Text/Video
So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.
Whatever.
Uh.
[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]
I'm Dirk.
[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]
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The struggle is real.
Big enough, for sure. Given it consists of someone that for all intents and purposes should be your age and dead.
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im assuming you mean dave right?
yeah have fun with that little family reunion.
im sure itll be suitably dramatic and heartfelt.
and ill probably see you for christmas so our own little meeting wont be far from now.
absence makes he heart grow fonder or whatever.
im buying you a hat and youre obligated to wear it out of christmas spirit.
its non negotiable.
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I imagine I'll get around to meeting the whole cast and crew of our planet-destroying little sitcom at some point or another, but sorry to break it to you but I'm not obligated to do shit.
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im disappointed.
but yeah im sure you will.
there are just so many of us.
its hard not to fuckin trip over them.
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It's like a traveling circus, Jesus.
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aint that exciting?
doot doot family pictures ahoy.
you can wear my reindeer humping sweater.
ma lalonde got it for me last year.
and yes.
yes it is.
now we just need a little clown car and itll be perfect.