First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[heartsplintered]

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

Comments

[TEXT]

[tentacletrainer]

I set you up for nothing, Dave.
You set yourself up for that allllllll on your own.

And I am being very serious.
Like I am seriously freaking out about being seventeen.
And I will seriously have questions for you.
And yes, we are in November.
Maybe I should get you a calender for Christmas.

[TEXT]

[moveslikestrider]

check out those lies
you sat there and tittered to yourself about how id stumble over that trap in the floor and fall to my grizzly death
the winner of the bigger liar in poke world goes to one rose lalonde

youre really freaking out about one year older
really
okay with how our lives have been i can see it but im not that bothered by the big one seven
also fuck you i just havent been focusing all that much since we did that dream coma face off with creepy shadows
can we skip october from now on
last time you were possessed
this time something else tried to kill us
im all in favor of vetoing the month right off the calendar

[TEXT]

[tentacletrainer]

If it helps you sleep at night, Davey, then yes.
I am such a liar.

And okay I guess I'm not 'freaking out'.
It just feels really big.
It feels like an achievement.
But every year before this since I came to Johto has felt that way I guess.

Unfortunately I don't believe the months work that way but you're certainly allowed to take it up with the God of Time when you meet him.

[TEXT]

[moveslikestrider]

in case you forgot
let me remind you i am the god of time

[TEXT]

[tentacletrainer]

Here I thought you were the Dave of Guy.

[TEXT]

[moveslikestrider]

here in pokeland yes
dave of guy is who i am
ironic blogger and shitty comics maker

oh
yeah
when we get back i need your help getting the dark dragon species
you know the one that is blinder than a damn bat
uh deinos??

[TEXT]

[tentacletrainer]

Do you actually have a blog here?
I would like to follow you if you do.

Not a problem.
Do you have one you'd like to use handy or do you need my help because you'd like to use mine?

[TEXT]

[moveslikestrider]

not yet
im procrastinating on setting one up

id like to use yours and breed it with one of my dragons
well work it out
i need more eevee eggs so i can get all forms of eevee too
them ill have them all
why am i doing this
eevee man

[TEXT]

[tentacletrainer]

You should stop procrastinating.

Neither of these are a problem.
And there is no reason not to own all of them.
Really there isn't.
Eevee and their evolutions are not only very powerful, but usually very good tempered.

[TEXT]

[moveslikestrider]

ill do it when i get back

says the eevee guru
next thing you know youll be preaching did you pet your eevee today

anyway im out the door and into the deep blue in a sec

[TEXT]

[tentacletrainer]

Okay good.
Glad we had this talk.

Hey, petting any Pokemon is important.
Especially daily.
Don't get me started, Dave.
I will write a book just for you, dedicated to you, about the proper love and care to give your Pokemon.

Alright, have fun.
Be careful. <3

[TEXT]

[moveslikestrider]

you say that like i dont know how to take care of my bros
i got their backs covered ok


see you later
ill call when i get to teenbro