Fourth Splinter ♡ Text|Video|Action for Travel Group ♡

[heartsplintered]

What's the general average of Pokémon caught versus time spent here, guys? I feel like I'm way fuckin' behind since I haven't got many. I guess maybe I'm just picky.
Oh.

[He switches to Video, hoisting his Riolu into the field of vision. He-- smiles, moreso than he grins, which is probably an odd sight to most.] This is Roxy. And, uh-- Sawtooth, stop chopping up tree branches y'fuckin' nerd, get over here. [The gear moves around in a dizzying motion as Dirk sets Roxy down and carries the gear to a nearby tree, in which his Skarmory is perched and, as mentioned, chopping away at tree branches with his wings. Dirk sighs.] Smile for the camera, dummy.

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[heartsplintered]

They're both goddamn adorable, really. [He grabs the Riolu around the middle and actually cuddles her. Dirk your dere is showing.] I'm gonna have an Eevee farm, I didn't realize how many evolutions there were of it now. I'm like shit, I've got to have every single one of them. It's kind of a problem.

Yeah. I figured, I just wasn't sure if I was gonna look like a loser for only having a couple or something. I've got like a 'mon for every month I've been here, and that's about it. Couple more now, maybe.

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[ghostytrainer]

Pretty sure I've said it before and will say it several more times after this but yup. You're definitely related to Rose, all right.

[Like ectodaughter like ectodad. Eevees, man.]

You won't look like a loser for someting like that though, don't worry. I'd be more worried about your dumb, pointy anime shades, personally.

[John did you really just stick your tongue out.]

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[heartsplintered]

She's my precious purple-eyed daughter and I produced her with my penis. It was a good day.

[He will never stop enjoying that joke.]

Hey-- hey. Don't start knockin' the shades, bro, I don't want to have to get serious with you.

[John please.]