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What's the general average of Pokémon caught versus time spent here, guys? I feel like I'm way fuckin' behind since I haven't got many. I guess maybe I'm just picky.
Oh.

[He switches to Video, hoisting his Riolu into the field of vision. He-- smiles, moreso than he grins, which is probably an odd sight to most.] This is Roxy. And, uh-- Sawtooth, stop chopping up tree branches y'fuckin' nerd, get over here. [The gear moves around in a dizzying motion as Dirk sets Roxy down and carries the gear to a nearby tree, in which his Skarmory is perched and, as mentioned, chopping away at tree branches with his wings. Dirk sighs.] Smile for the camera, dummy.

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dirk strider did you name one of your pokemon after me
im so touched

janey said you were here
sup
did you miss me
the answer to the above should be y btw

Hell yes I did.
You can't tell me you're surprised.
It's Void-blue and all about feelings and auras and shit.
It's totally you in two-foot adorable Pokémon form.

Also yeah about that when the hell did you even get here?
It's been a couple of days since I've checked my gear, but shit.
Kind of a monumental arrival I've missed, that's gonna go on my permanent record.
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?

And the answer is yes.
I named a Riolu after you for fuck's sake I think that says embarrassingly enough.

Though she's still you in two-foot adorable Pokémon form.

its adorable
like hella adorable
i decree it befitting my name

um like DAYS ago
like nearly a week
i can never forgive this

jk jk
totes forgiven with sugar on top

it does help that you named a poke after me that's literally the sweetest

Holy shit I am manly as hell and you know it. Don't even try to convince yourself otherwise.
It's really rude to lie to yourself, Roxy.

That's what I get for not paying attention.
Where are you, should we organize a rescue party?

you go ahead and tell urself that, dirk
whatever helps you sleep at night

yes yes it is how could you not sense my presence the moment i arrived
kanto!
cause i was dumb and let my poke decide my travel plans
but it worked out p damn well

i met rose
and john and aradia too
but
:3

i dont need any rescuing
but wouldnt object to any kind of swooping in all heroically ofc

I'm not a fan of lying to myself about my true bara nature, Rox.
I can't resist me.

Kanto?
Dang girl. Your 'mon know how to move.

I'm glad.
Jake and Jane and I are out doing some crazy shit with Dave and Jade.
Shit's surreal.

I'll see about getting my ass to Kanto asap, then.

there was a ferry in pallet
it was like a hop skip away when i got here
cause kantos where the games take place yknow

dont get too crazy
wouldnt wanna come find out you nerds fell off a small ledge or smth
surreal as in totes amaze or surreal as in creepy dollhouse horror

wow yes stamp of approval on this plan
kanto > johto tbh

And the party don't start 'til you walk in, right?
You're on your own little Roxy adventure.
Please don't come back wearing microshorts with a boner for blue shit.

But there are so many small ledges around here.
You'd better come quick to make sure none of us fall.
Help us, Obi-Wan Rox-oni, you're our only hope.
Totes amaze. I mean it was a little weird at first since Dave's my age and shit, but...
He's my brother and he's alive, that's pretty much all that really matters.

I'll bring it up with the group. I think we can probably take a little vacation from our routes, if nothing else.

it does not
thusly now the party does start holla
jesus no do i look like a dweeb named jake
id look great in shortshorts tho lbr

i s2g if any of you fall off a small ledge & die in pokeworld ill be soooo disappointed
legit
roses here too and i just
tbh i could stay here forever as long as everyone else is here

take a vacay in the midst of the #1 vacay world
best place to take a double vacay in the verse

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text; AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FAIL TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST. also 1/...3.

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