Fourth Splinter ♡ Text|Video|Action for Travel Group ♡

[heartsplintered]

What's the general average of Pokémon caught versus time spent here, guys? I feel like I'm way fuckin' behind since I haven't got many. I guess maybe I'm just picky.
Oh.

[He switches to Video, hoisting his Riolu into the field of vision. He-- smiles, moreso than he grins, which is probably an odd sight to most.] This is Roxy. And, uh-- Sawtooth, stop chopping up tree branches y'fuckin' nerd, get over here. [The gear moves around in a dizzying motion as Dirk sets Roxy down and carries the gear to a nearby tree, in which his Skarmory is perched and, as mentioned, chopping away at tree branches with his wings. Dirk sighs.] Smile for the camera, dummy.

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[heartsplintered]

[He huffs. Hates himself for the way Jake saying sweet shit like that makes it a little hard to breathe. Closes his eyes, nodding.]

Carefree Pokémon Trainer life has done me wonders, I guess.

[kringlefuck]

Well im pleased you found something better to do in your past time.
I wouldnt consider myself a trainer of sorts.

Not precisely sure what the heckfire im actually doing here.
I feel pretty frazzled about this entire idea if i were to be brutally honest.

[heartsplintered]

Honestly I think a lot of it is the fire pony. I have my own fucking pony now, Jake. Do you know what this means to me.

I think frazzled is a pretty constant state of being for you.
But I'm pretty chill with this setup, what're you having trouble with?

[kringlefuck]

Im actually terrified to know what that means to you if i were to be utterly honest with myself currently.

Um.
I suppose the responsibility of it all.


_{[ he's always been pretty irresponsible, you know this. ]}

[heartsplintered]

Hah.
I like horses, though. You know that. Owning one-- weird fictional fire horse or otherwise --is pretty awesome.

...Guess I never looked at it that way. It's a bit much to shoulder.
You might be able to be a breeder, instead? Talk to Jane. All you'd have to worry about then was making sure you paired Pokémon up and like each other enough to do the nasty and make little Pokémon sproglings.