First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[heartsplintered]

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

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[ghostytrainer]

Pfffftthaha. Sounds like your class makes for some pretty awesome duds then.

[He'd ask to see them, but somehow it seems weird to just say "yo Dirk, tilt the camera down some so I can see them pantaloons."]

But nope! They are pink and squishy like the rest of us now. Granted, there are only two of them left now...

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[heartsplintered]

So long as "awesome" is in the eye of the beholder, sure. I'm not entirely digging the asshole pants or the glorious shade of cerise they come in.

[He'd totally show them off if he hadn't changed pretty much fucking instantaneously because like hell was he gonna go around prancing through the Pokémon world in puffy asshole pants and a tiara.]

Of course that leads me to believe they weren't previously squishy. Just, ah... Aradia, yeah? And somebody else.

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[ghostytrainer]

...Cerise?

[He's about 5% sure you just made that color up entirely, Dirk. What the actual FUCK is cerise? Shut up, it's fucking magenta.]

Kanaya. Aradia and Kanaya. And yeah. Having had one hug me before, I can confirm that they are slightly less squishy than humans. They're not made out of rocks or anything but...