First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[heartsplintered]

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

Comments

text; I'M REALLY SORRY, THEY'RE BY EACHOTHER IN MY JUGGLER...

[timelymaid]

well then hes probably a cop
but at home
i dont think we can work as cops here?

text; IT OK

[heartsplintered]

Maybe he just dresses like a cop.
Like roleplay or something.
Maybe he's into that.

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[timelymaid]

honestly im still not really sure who were talking about so that could completely be a thing for all i know!

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[heartsplintered]

Totally.
I am henceforth, from this moment onward, deciding that the weird cop guy is into roleplay and isn't actually a cop, he just dresses that way for nefarious sexy purposes.

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[timelymaid]

i think that is actually the funnier way to look at things anyway
so i approve