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First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

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i actually do not think i have read those
or the troll equivalents
but perhaps i can read the pokemon equivalents!!!

yeah john tried to explain ectobiology to people with charts and stuff
it didnt really work haha

I imagine the content of the Troll Odyssey probably greatly different from its human-written counterpart.
And I'll keep an eye out for a copy for you, no sweat.
Not necessarily the most entertaining of literary works, but I like reading the classics.

Charts aren't really the best way to go about it. You've just gotta lay that shit down straight.
Hey, yo, I'm a freaky alien slime ghost clone baby from the future.
I already went through this with a cop that's obsessed with calling me my doppelganger's kid, so.

thats great dirk!!
thanks
id love to read it :)

um
i cant say i know who that would be
to be honest i avoid going into too much detail sometimes
just because some people also do not believe in aliens :o
especially if you are currently human

I don't know him either, so we're square.
He's just a cop that called me Doppelbro's kid.
Or at least I think he's a cop. He dresses like a cop.

well then hes probably a cop
but at home
i dont think we can work as cops here?

Maybe he just dresses like a cop.
Like roleplay or something.
Maybe he's into that.

honestly im still not really sure who were talking about so that could completely be a thing for all i know!

Totally.
I am henceforth, from this moment onward, deciding that the weird cop guy is into roleplay and isn't actually a cop, he just dresses that way for nefarious sexy purposes.

i think that is actually the funnier way to look at things anyway
so i approve

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First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

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