First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[heartsplintered]

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

Comments

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[moveslikestrider]

ill do it when i get back

says the eevee guru
next thing you know youll be preaching did you pet your eevee today

anyway im out the door and into the deep blue in a sec

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[tentacletrainer]

Okay good.
Glad we had this talk.

Hey, petting any Pokemon is important.
Especially daily.
Don't get me started, Dave.
I will write a book just for you, dedicated to you, about the proper love and care to give your Pokemon.

Alright, have fun.
Be careful. <3

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[moveslikestrider]

you say that like i dont know how to take care of my bros
i got their backs covered ok


see you later
ill call when i get to teenbro