[A really long pause, because his brain catches up with him right after he finishes typing that statement, and he realizes who Dave probably is, and his stomach drops and he has to sit the fuck down.]
[He takes a minute to collect himself, ignoring that his Wingull is fluttering unhappily in his hair. His flop to the ground disrupted his perch.]
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[A really long pause, because his brain catches up with him right after he finishes typing that statement, and he realizes who Dave probably is, and his stomach drops and he has to sit the fuck down.]
[He takes a minute to collect himself, ignoring that his Wingull is fluttering unhappily in his hair. His flop to the ground disrupted his perch.]