[Dirk rolls his eyes behind his shades and sighs.]
Paradox slime babies don't phase you but alternate universes do. Okay, let me break this down for you.
The world I come from, I was one of two human beings left alive after a hostile takeover by an alien tyrant. I was created in the past by a one John Egbert, who is the closest thing any of us have to a father because he's the one that pressed the button to create us. My Guardian was long dead by the time I had the cognitive ability to register what a Guardian even was, and he didn't wear these shades, he wore aviators. Whoever you're talking about is either an impostor of the radness that is Dirk Strider, or an alternate universe version of myself.
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Date: 2013-11-23 08:17 pm (UTC)Paradox slime babies don't phase you but alternate universes do. Okay, let me break this down for you.
The world I come from, I was one of two human beings left alive after a hostile takeover by an alien tyrant. I was created in the past by a one John Egbert, who is the closest thing any of us have to a father because he's the one that pressed the button to create us. My Guardian was long dead by the time I had the cognitive ability to register what a Guardian even was, and he didn't wear these shades, he wore aviators. Whoever you're talking about is either an impostor of the radness that is Dirk Strider, or an alternate universe version of myself.