He hasn't had a single egg. Nor a single babe even remotely interested in him. As expected of your namesake, right?
See, you're simply dreaming of your own dick. And I can change my mind. As you so eloquently put it, we were simply 'rude ten year olds'.
And as long as you're with me, Dave, we'll never be too far away from the dick discussion. Especially as John and I move further in our relationship. I'm going to have lots of questions to ask you. And yes, it has. Six long, glorious years. We're going to be seventeen, Dave. Why does that seem so crazy? It's just seventeen.
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Date: 2013-11-20 06:24 am (UTC)Nor a single babe even remotely interested in him.
As expected of your namesake, right?
See, you're simply dreaming of your own dick.
And I can change my mind.
As you so eloquently put it, we were simply 'rude ten year olds'.
And as long as you're with me, Dave, we'll never be too far away from the dick discussion.
Especially as John and I move further in our relationship.
I'm going to have lots of questions to ask you.
And yes, it has.
Six long, glorious years.
We're going to be seventeen, Dave.
Why does that seem so crazy?
It's just seventeen.