The concept of Jake breeding in any capacity is terrifying. The fact that you're not actually a product of sexual intercourse makes it way less unnerving. Paradox slime clone babies I can handle. Jake actually knocking somebody up is the basis of several nightmares in my future.

[A slight shrug.] I guess you could start with what you know about the whole Pokémon thing. I mean, this doesn't feel like a dream bubble.