heartsplintered | First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

Entry tags:

First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

[A chuckle, under his breath.]

Well at least he knows his element, huh? Creating slime ghost babies, that stupid happy slug motif that I guess is supposed to be a ghost from a movie with Bill Murray, ghost Pokémon... [A shrug of one shoulder.]

Oh, they'll be fine, no need to worry too much. Somehow or another, it's like we never even left? Nobody is really one hundred percent sure how it actually works but...it it's definitely A Thing.

And with any luck, the three of them will find their way back here soon too. They have all been here before at least once already so I figure it's only a matter of time at this point.

Seriously. [[She snorts with a slight shrug. Behind her wanders in a Quagsire sporting a pair of shades that look strikingly similar to Dave's.

Likely because they are a pair of Dave's.]]

I hear Davey is on his way to get you. I hope you're ready for your magic carpet ride home.

Okay good.
Glad we had this talk.

Hey, petting any Pokemon is important.
Especially daily.
Don't get me started, Dave.
I will write a book just for you, dedicated to you, about the proper love and care to give your Pokemon.

Alright, have fun.
Be careful. <3

hi dirk!!!
its nice to see you typing again
and videoing again :)
its been a while!

though since you dont know whats going on you wont remember me
im aradia megido
its a pleasure to make your acquaintance!
are you going to be spending christmas with us

Rude.
Stripped of my cool soul-destroying powers for a new version of something I already had.
Talk about lame.
But hey, at least I get to live my childhood dream of being a Pokémon trainer.

It's gonna take me a while to get used to the people knowing me and me not knowing them thing.

Nice to meet you, Aradia Megido.
Who's "us"?

that term currently covers me and kanaya and our humans
ie john dave rose bro
and you
you are also one of our humans

those of us from the same place
more or less

Take the wind out of my sails, Pokémon world. It's chill. I'll get over it.

[He squints at those. What the crap is that Pokémon and why is it wearing aviators that is so completely ridiculous. And he wants to give all of his Pokémon pairs of his shades now holy shit. Rose what have you done.]

That seems to be the plan.

Still not sure I like not being able to be in control of where I am and where I'm going. Especially not since Jake is pretty fucking incapable of taking care of himself. The girls I'm less worried about.

...Loathe as I am to say it, I think I'd really like that. We all need a fuckin' break.

you say that like i dont know how to take care of my bros
i got their backs covered ok

see you later
ill call when i get to teenbro

I never said that wasn't crazy bullshit too--

[Blake is stunned silent.]

[In the interim, you can hear the whoosh of every single word flying straight over his head.]

[He tries to pick out what he can.]

You're saying you're him. As a kid. From another planet.

Cool soul-destroying powers that you yourself concede you'd never used. With that in mind, it's hard to justify a claim that you're really missing them.

[[That Pokemon is disappearing off the screen for now.]]

Excellent. This means I'll be able to assault you with a hug sooner than I was expecting.

[[And it is now reappearing behind her, juice box in hand. Hold the phone, who's this douchebag on the screen with the cool shades? It's not Rosephine's dad or whatever, he's pretty sure. The kid is too little.

Just going to stand behind the couch, sip at his juice, and stare coolly at Dirk. Sup bro.]]

oh well that sound awkard.
im assuming you mean dave right?
yeah have fun with that little family reunion.
im sure itll be suitably dramatic and heartfelt.
and ill probably see you for christmas so our own little meeting wont be far from now.
absence makes he heart grow fonder or whatever.
im buying you a hat and youre obligated to wear it out of christmas spirit.
its non negotiable.

Eh, you get used to it [John shrugs.] Then again, it didn't really bother me all that much to begin with. But trust me, they are all fine, even Jake.

Anyway, I'm guessing Dave is coming to get you, yeah?

Retro?

He's a fan of those movies, yeah. Like super fan. Also of b-rated flicks like Little Monsters. I have yet to meet something he can't like but I'm sure it's out there and probably in my taste range.

[In other words, John's taste sucks.]

Not so sure I'm keen on being a possession, but depending on the terms of this arrangement I guess I'll probably get used to it.
John, Dave and Rose I'm familiar with. Who is Bro?

More or less. Nice save.

haha i just mean youre the humans from our place
again more or less :)
although i admit i am genuinely quite fond of you all
bro is your prescratch self :o

well
i come from the universe that made the universe that scratched to become your universe
saying that just sounds more confusing dont you think
its easier to just sum it up

Your assumption would be correct.
I imagine I'll get around to meeting the whole cast and crew of our planet-destroying little sitcom at some point or another, but sorry to break it to you but I'm not obligated to do shit.

Retro. Like retrospect, or retroactive. In the past, more or less. I'm behind on the Poké-times.

Same planet. Different year, essentially. I was born in 2409. I think the year they entered their session was 1996. But years and time doesn't matter for shit anymore.

Never had the chance. Got blown up and went God Tier, then woke up here.

[There's a short bark of laughter.]

At least he has a taste and an opinion. Jake just loves literally every fucking movie. He'd shit his pants if he ever met you.

Threaded | Top-Level Comments Only

Page 7 of 11

First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[Video]

video; wow that was supposed to say "talked to dirk and roxy the least" + another sentence? gj self

Video;

[TEXT]

text; belated now that i am home.

text;

text; it ok it took me like three days after my initial tags to get back around

text;

Video;

video; okay at least i wasn't confused for naught

[TEXT]

[video]

text;

Video;

Text

video; nope i'm just braindead

video;

[Video]

text;

text;

Text

video;

[video]

text;

[Video]