First Splinter ♡ Text/Video

[heartsplintered]

So we're legit in a Pokémon world of some kind here, aren't we.
Or at least, the fact that this fucking bird won't leave me the hell alone is leading me to think as much.
Are they typically this dumb? It's been years since I played any of these games, I don't even know what the hell it is.

Whatever.
Uh.

[He clicks the video option and it focuses on a skinny blonde teenager covered in freckles, wearing a pair of stupid triangular shades with his hair gelled into an impossible style that is currently being partially destroyed by his newfound Wingull. Dirk looks entirely less than pleased.]

I'm Dirk.

[[ooc; Apologies for the un-cut orange courier, I didn't figure it'd be in the best form to have his introduction post hidden beneath a cut.]]

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video; i am the worst at tagging omfg

[heartsplintered]

Cute pet monster things that kick each other's butts in the name of shiny badges and accomplishments, man. It's human nature to love that shit.

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[heartsplintered]

[He tilts his head in thought and frowns, shrugging.]

I could be persuaded to tame the hair for a day. But you've gotta let me help you style yours, this shit has to be perfect or you can't call yourself the visage of Dirk Strider.

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[heartsplintered]

Then naturally I'll have to return the favor.

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[heartsplintered]

Exactly what it sounds like. Puffy pants that make me look like a fancy asshole. They're like fucking pantaloons.

Whoa, so like.. the grey kids aren't grey?

video; pfft hardly

[heartdive]

Okay. You got me there. Kinda does make me wish we had this sort of thing where I come from.

text; I'M REALLY SORRY, THEY'RE BY EACHOTHER IN MY JUGGLER...

[timelymaid]

well then hes probably a cop
but at home
i dont think we can work as cops here?

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[tentacletrainer]

I would not at all be against that.

[[Just you wait. Just you wait until Christmas, Dirk. Just you wait until you see what she is going to make you.]]

text; IT OK

[heartsplintered]

Maybe he just dresses like a cop.
Like roleplay or something.
Maybe he's into that.

video; just the slowest njgkdfb

[heartsplintered]

Right? Would make everything better. Everywhere. Pretty much.

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[heartsplintered]

Good. Bring it on.

[It's going to be an awful sweater or scarf, isn't it. He's a little scared to be honest.]

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[heartdive]

It'd definitely give us more to do than to just chill out at the play island.

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[tentacletrainer]

[[Worse.]]

I should forewarn you about using the phrase 'Bring it on' in the future.

I am the queen of 'over the top' and 'took it a little too far'. That may as well be my SBURB title.

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[heartsplintered]

[In all honesty Dirk's probably familiar with Kingdom Hearts. But I can't see him being a guy to pop someone's bubble and mention them being from a game-- maybe mention "something similar". But either way he just grins.]

Play island? Sounds pretty sweet, dude. I lived on sort-of an island, myself.

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[heartsplintered]

[Oh God, onesie pajamas? Please let it be a onesie Dirk would laugh himself sick.]

[He grins crookedly.]

Then I should warn you about forwarning me about things; bring it on.

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[heartdive]

Sort of an island?

[ nothing can pop Sora's bubble. Sora's bubble is inpoppable. ]

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[tentacletrainer]

[[Well literally everyone else in the family has one.

It's only appropriate.

She grins in return.]]

You got it daddy-o.

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[heartsplintered]

[He shifts his shoulders back and forth in a not-shrug.]

Well it was an apartment building, sort of made into an island because most of the planet was covered in water. So it was like an island 'cause it was all that really stuck up out of the water.

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[heartsplintered]

[Oh my God best.]

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[heartdive]

...You weren't alone, were you?

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[heartsplintered]

Well, being one of two living human beings on the planet does that.

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[heartdive]

Wait.

What?

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[moveslikestrider]

[Dave smiles faintly and runs a hand through his hair.] It goes without saying we'd help each other to pull this off. It's go big or go home on this kind of prank.

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[heartsplintered]

I'm from a post-apocalyptic future wherein me and my friend Roxy are the only two humans left alive. It's... sort of a long story.

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[heartdive]

But there are others... That are just not human?

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[heartsplintered]

...Yeah. Hostile alien takeover.